Onion Stories

06 September 2009 - Hungry Ghost Festival

2009-09-06T03:04:00.003+08:00

Hungry Ghost Festival

It’s the 7^th month now, and as everyone knows, there are Getais found on random streets sometimes. From trendy songs to oldies and of course… the CMI (Cannot make it)

Abo had a Getai somewhere near his house. The music was loud and everything. He, was very annoyed…and was pissed with everything because he couldn’t study. As he was at that late time, the lights suddenly went off…and someone patted on his shoulders…with a voice…

“Bewareeeee…the “Hao Xiong Dis” are watching you...”

Abo turned his head and screamed like a girl when he saw a dark figure beside him and… it turned out to be Meiya.

Abo: “WAH LAO EH I STUDYING LEH, CAN DON’T SCARE ME?!”

Meiya: “tsk, you are so not fun. I’m going out ! You go be your nerd. Hmph”

Abo: “sorry la girl, got exams la, and its late, don't wander too far !”

The lights were turned on again. Meiya went out of the house, and Abo was left alone, and things started getting strange…

Abo heard strange noises in the house, and he thought it probably was Meiya who was playing a prank on him so he didn’t bother. He headed to the toilet…and realized…

He started feeling scared…and then…HE FELT SOMETHING WAS STRANGLING HIM !! “WHAT THE HELL?! HELP ME PLEASE OHMYGOD !! am I going to Hell now…*sniff* bye Meiya…”

The struggle was only for a few seconds…and Abo recovered from his senses. he felt all scared now, and dare not open his eyes. But strange noises came knocking onto him again…he opened his eyes slowly…“OHMYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, HELPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEE”

"WHAT THE HELL, IS THAT HOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GREET ME WHEN I'M HOME?!"

Abo didn't realise it was Meiya, who had actually returned home -.-

14 April 2009 - In The Pub

2009-04-14T22:38:00.005+08:00

having drinks with buddies (they alcohol, I plain water -.-)
we ,
we dedicate songs of our own likings,
we play pool,
we play dice,
we play cards,
we make a fool out of ourselves,
having loads of fun, simply relaxing
we were the only customers there, until adults or rather senior citizens came to the pub we were in because the other side was full.
(there are 2 pubs owned by the same bosses, one usually for the oldies, the other usually for people like us)

sharing the songs dedication + singing with them now, and they put dialect songs..and
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"WA MENG TIIIII, WA MENG TIIIIII....."
"AHH SI WA WU CHI PA BAN....." and the lyrics went on
by their loud and rough voices
our moods
and for those who drank beer

and the next day
we become

6 Weeks of Lifestyle Cycle

2009-03-08T11:22:00.012+08:00

kids have nothing to worry about during holidays. they can sleep for as long as they want, which is something so enviable. for some who have to work at the plant, outside the field, its like (nothing pleasant as you can see)
and then we have to worry about hazards that might just go if we aint careful.
even at home, during weekends. theres not much time for enjoyment, because logbook has to be completed, and theres a test coming up, therefore
there's loads of work to do

Life for 6 weeks is like a routine now.
after a day's work
travel home
sleep or looking through notes.
usually, its difficult to fall asleep. you don't have to know why and when the next day arrives
its self explanatory.
back to work, but lecture comes first..so occasionally, due to insufficient sleep..ended up
dozing off
and work comes again
and the cycle simply repeats for all weekdays. and so, I felt crazy enough to make a wish

let time pass faster la !! (no, not as exaggerating. but I do hope everything is over and done with soon)

Complications 1

2009-03-03T19:33:00.003+08:00

有些事情是没得选择的，只能慢慢地
能看见问题，并不代表知道真相。感觉上是很矛盾，不知道该向哪一方向走起
问了自己很多次，到底该怎么办却找不到答案
直到别人说了一点点的真相，才知道犯错了
有机会挽回一切吗

to be continued...

Tyrant's Call

2009-03-01T02:59:00.000+08:00

whenever we hang out, its always + ! but every single time we hang out with one of our brothers, one sad incident would occur.....

(Play the music before you continue reading, thats the phone's Ringtone)

(time for you to guess the caller)
among ourselves, we knows who is it. Brother's expression was
(OMG SIANNED)
while this brother of ours is on the phone, we continued our nonsense as usual. but well..topic today is the phone scenario, not our nonsense.

Caller --> (don't ask me why the outfit is this, but we shld know it among ourselves lol)
Caller: OI!! !@#$%!@#$%..... (screams on the phone)
Brother: (*Sigh, sad life..*)
Brother: okok I'll be back soon.. (The Day is Ruined)

He stayed with us for awhile more, but the phone rang non stop~
Picked up the phone, the top scenario repeats until he really left us

But even on the way back home...

(Pick up, or don't pick up?)
Brother: (talks to himself) *sigh I'm already on the way home why you still do that to me?*
probably, his mood is like
and if he reaches home too late.. and then probably a while later --> the note *COME BACK HOME SO LATE, MIGHT AS WELL DON'T COME BACK. LOCK HAS BEEN CHANGED, YOU SURVIVE OUTSIDE TONIGHT*

no choice, stay over at Friend's house for the night, and then go back home in the morning to...
Choice 1 -->
Choice 2 -->

Take your Pick !
End.

Credits: Onion Emoticons

P.S - No Offence~

Stress 到要命

2009-03-01T02:58:00.001+08:00

考试期间，我感到很
每天躲在房里, 读到我都快要了
更惨的是，还没康复，不能集中精神
在不努力的话，恐怕就...........完蛋了
看到 Past Year Paper 问题时，我的表情就像 ---> ++
, I seriously think

For people like DaSao who dont really understand Chinese. I tell you what I mean ok

Exam period, I feel very
Cooped up in the room everyday to, until I'm on the verge of already
Worse still, I haven recovered from my , can't focus well
And if I don't work hard, then I guess............gone case already
When I looked at the Past Year Paper questions, my expression was totally like ++ in sequence
, I seriously think

Soccer World

2009-03-01T02:54:00.002+08:00

Short Olympic 2008 Story Starring
Onion Soccer Player - DuaKa (Big Legs)
Onion Goalkeeper - DuaChiu (Big Hands)
Onion Referee - CharSiLang (Super Noisy)

And this is the Beijing Olympic 2008 Soccer Match..
many spectators are cheering for the star players

And the match is going on well...ohhhh look DuaKa's dribbling skills..fantastic.. he has dribbled pass more than half the players on the field, but can he score a goal for the team? the opponent's goalkeeper DuaChiu is known to be the best goalkeeper in the world !
the cheer gets louder as he approaches nearer to the goalpost, AND DUAKA SHOOTS !!
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DUACHIU MANAGED TO CATCH THE SHOT FROM DUAKA ! WHAT A FANTASTIC SAVE FROM DUACHIU ! It seems like DuaKa is not a match for DuaChiu after all.
and an evil laughter came from DuaChiu , taunting at DuaKa. "WO AH AH AH ! such a pity, that would have been a goal, if I'm not the goalkeeper that is. WO AH AH AH"
Stunned by DuaChiu's save, and getting taunted, DuaKa started to kpkb (!@#$) at DuaChiu, until *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP*
CharSiLang raised the card on DuaKa for acting like a sore loser, with his whistle blowing non stop (thats why hes called CharSiLang)
DuaKa was very annoyed by CharSiLang's whistle, and said "SHUT YOUR WHISTLE WILL YA?!"
CharSiLang was angered by what DuaKa said, and then showed him "OUT YOU GO!"
DuaKa was shocked , and then started to plead CharSiLang for another chance "I'm so sorry, give me another chance, keep that red card please?"
"There is nothing I can do now, since the red card had been raised" (moronic face by CharSiLang)
After hearing what he said, DuaKa, without a second thought, beat the hell out of CharSiLang and screamed "THATS FOR SUMMONING THE RED CARD OUT YOU NOISY FREAK !"
Feeling utterly upset and disappointed, DuaKa ran off
CharSiLang, can no longer char-siao (annoy) people for the time being, since hes kinda bruised up, having difficulty speaking .
What about DuaChiu? with nothing left to do now, hes doing his hobby drawing loops "zZzZ, this is boringgggggg"

Alicia, owe you one story for dunno how long alr, so there you go
Credits: Onion Emoticon creators.

Think Twice Before You Approach

2009-03-01T02:51:00.000+08:00

and well, a nonsensical short story.

Onion Boy: "OHMYGOD a chiobu!!"
Onion Boy: "ahhhh chiobu~ Here I come~"
Onion *Chiobu*: "SIAM LA I DUNNO YOU !!"
Onion Boy: "chiobu so fierce... X_X" -->

ok they all look the same, but theres nothing I can do, like add extra strands of hair to the girl or whatnot. no. lols xD

Another 2 Years Ago - Expressions

2009-03-01T02:49:00.000+08:00

for the whole day, I was at home, and had nothing to do, so I used some time to make all these "masterpieces" by just adding a few words.

some people get impatient easily for some reasons..

and this is what happens when they lose their cool,

and then vent all their frustration on that unlucky somebody.

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people like marisa are having exams now, and they are doing this,

and theres too much information that make you go all confused.

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When I'm talking serious business with people, they usually give me this expression.

and when they give me this expression...

I just feel like stuffing shit into their mouths so that they will listen.

and laugh just like this. very sadistic of me. lol.

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I'm a genius at doing such stupid things. you guys may find me no life,

and look like this right now.

but what can you do? heh.

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We are coming to an end of this lame post.

but firstly, alicia, I think you will look like this when you proceed further.

this is the original picture of the onion.

and....

erase the wordings. guess whats next?

Alicia's favourite hobby, this is the masterpiece of the masterpieces. LOL

THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE HER TOTALLY LA LOL!

and I guess I will have to face her wrath when I see her next time.

and last but not least...tomorrow I'm gonna...

search for eyecandies!! LOL.

2 Years Ago - Nonsensical

2009-03-01T02:36:00.000+08:00

I'm just trying something out, a story that is. its gonna be lame, and not very understandable. so be prepared to freeze here.

Onion Story Part 1.

Onion boy --> here. He was getting hungry, so he brought a out from his fridge. His friend (also onion) was in his house as well, so they had to share the somehow. The moment Onion boy saw the , his expression was and attempted to gorge on the straightaway. He forgot he cant use Fork and Spoon (the only utensils he used in his life, and he has the habit of using the correct utensils to eat, how civilised.) to eat , so he was lost for a moment . A minute or so later, an idea struck him . For the first time, he had to use , a knife, so he told his friend to stay put at home, while he go and get a knife from a nearby store. It took a short 15 minutes only. When he got back home, his first reaction was. (OH MY GOD?!)

Onion Story Part 2.
Rage in his eyes and every part of his body, blood rushed through his body when he saw something, extremely, terrible. . Guess what? His friend ate all the while he was out. (burps). Onion boy went berserk, and started off at his friend, and then started throwing things round the house . Apparently his friend couldn't give a damn at all as well + . Onion boy couldn't thought of what to do next, but only ran out of the house. As he ran, he started and then stopped by a roadside. --> . Not noticing where he was, and not paying attention to the surrounding, he just continued , until a motorbike came straight towards him, and he was shocked .....the next moment was .....a tragedy. Surprisingly, it wasn't a hit and run accident, Onion boy was on the ground, gasping for oxygen, and the motorist came off from his bike and checked on him. "I'm very sorry that I didn't pay attention and knocked on you, don't get me wrong, I'm not calling the hospital, I don't think you can survive anyway, so... Rest in Peace." The motorist left after that. A hit and stop, and run accident.

A few minutes later, the friend left the house and strolled along the streets, and saw Onion boy there, dying. The friend did nothing, but and (laughing away). Finally, Onion boy (soul left body) --> went heaven..

End.

right, bloody lame + no logic. LOL!

P.S - alicia, its all done! HAHAHA