06 September 2009 - Hungry Ghost Festival

Hungry Ghost Festival

It’s the 7^th month now, and as everyone knows, there are Getais found on random streets sometimes. From trendy songs to oldies and of course… the CMI (Cannot make it)

Abo had a Getai somewhere near his house. The music was loud and everything. He, was very annoyed…and was pissed with everything because he couldn’t study. As he was at that late time, the lights suddenly went off…and someone patted on his shoulders…with a voice…

“Bewareeeee…the “Hao Xiong Dis” are watching you...”

Abo turned his head and screamed like a girl when he saw a dark figure beside him and… it turned out to be Meiya.

Abo: “WAH LAO EH I STUDYING LEH, CAN DON’T SCARE ME?!”

Meiya: “tsk, you are so not fun. I’m going out ! You go be your nerd. Hmph”

Abo: “sorry la girl, got exams la, and its late, don't wander too far !”

The lights were turned on again. Meiya went out of the house, and Abo was left alone, and things started getting strange…

Abo heard strange noises in the house, and he thought it probably was Meiya who was playing a prank on him so he didn’t bother. He headed to the toilet…and realized…

He started feeling scared…and then…HE FELT SOMETHING WAS STRANGLING HIM !! “WHAT THE HELL?! HELP ME PLEASE OHMYGOD !! am I going to Hell now…*sniff* bye Meiya…”

The struggle was only for a few seconds…and Abo recovered from his senses. he felt all scared now, and dare not open his eyes. But strange noises came knocking onto him again…he opened his eyes slowly…“OHMYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, HELPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEE”

"WHAT THE HELL, IS THAT HOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GREET ME WHEN I'M HOME?!"

Abo didn't realise it was Meiya, who had actually returned home -.-

Soccer World

Short Olympic 2008 Story Starring
Onion Soccer Player - DuaKa (Big Legs)
Onion Goalkeeper - DuaChiu (Big Hands)
Onion Referee - CharSiLang (Super Noisy)

And this is the Beijing Olympic 2008 Soccer Match..
many spectators are cheering for the star players

And the match is going on well...ohhhh look DuaKa's dribbling skills..fantastic.. he has dribbled pass more than half the players on the field, but can he score a goal for the team? the opponent's goalkeeper DuaChiu is known to be the best goalkeeper in the world !
the cheer gets louder as he approaches nearer to the goalpost, AND DUAKA SHOOTS !!
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DUACHIU MANAGED TO CATCH THE SHOT FROM DUAKA ! WHAT A FANTASTIC SAVE FROM DUACHIU ! It seems like DuaKa is not a match for DuaChiu after all.
and an evil laughter came from DuaChiu , taunting at DuaKa. "WO AH AH AH ! such a pity, that would have been a goal, if I'm not the goalkeeper that is. WO AH AH AH"
Stunned by DuaChiu's save, and getting taunted, DuaKa started to kpkb (!@#$) at DuaChiu, until *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP*
CharSiLang raised the card on DuaKa for acting like a sore loser, with his whistle blowing non stop (thats why hes called CharSiLang)
DuaKa was very annoyed by CharSiLang's whistle, and said "SHUT YOUR WHISTLE WILL YA?!"
CharSiLang was angered by what DuaKa said, and then showed him "OUT YOU GO!"
DuaKa was shocked , and then started to plead CharSiLang for another chance "I'm so sorry, give me another chance, keep that red card please?"
"There is nothing I can do now, since the red card had been raised" (moronic face by CharSiLang)
After hearing what he said, DuaKa, without a second thought, beat the hell out of CharSiLang and screamed "THATS FOR SUMMONING THE RED CARD OUT YOU NOISY FREAK !"
Feeling utterly upset and disappointed, DuaKa ran off
CharSiLang, can no longer char-siao (annoy) people for the time being, since hes kinda bruised up, having difficulty speaking .
What about DuaChiu? with nothing left to do now, hes doing his hobby drawing loops "zZzZ, this is boringgggggg"



Alicia, owe you one story for dunno how long alr, so there you go
Credits: Onion Emoticon creators.

2 Years Ago - Nonsensical

I'm just trying something out, a story that is. its gonna be lame, and not very understandable. so be prepared to freeze here.

Onion Story Part 1.

Onion boy --> here. He was getting hungry, so he brought a out from his fridge. His friend (also onion) was in his house as well, so they had to share the somehow. The moment Onion boy saw the , his expression was and attempted to gorge on the straightaway. He forgot he cant use Fork and Spoon (the only utensils he used in his life, and he has the habit of using the correct utensils to eat, how civilised.) to eat , so he was lost for a moment . A minute or so later, an idea struck him . For the first time, he had to use , a knife, so he told his friend to stay put at home, while he go and get a knife from a nearby store. It took a short 15 minutes only. When he got back home, his first reaction was. (OH MY GOD?!)



Onion Story Part 2.
Rage in his eyes and every part of his body, blood rushed through his body when he saw something, extremely, terrible. . Guess what? His friend ate all the while he was out. (burps). Onion boy went berserk, and started off at his friend, and then started throwing things round the house . Apparently his friend couldn't give a damn at all as well + . Onion boy couldn't thought of what to do next, but only ran out of the house. As he ran, he started and then stopped by a roadside. --> . Not noticing where he was, and not paying attention to the surrounding, he just continued , until a motorbike came straight towards him, and he was shocked .....the next moment was .....a tragedy. Surprisingly, it wasn't a hit and run accident, Onion boy was on the ground, gasping for oxygen, and the motorist came off from his bike and checked on him. "I'm very sorry that I didn't pay attention and knocked on you, don't get me wrong, I'm not calling the hospital, I don't think you can survive anyway, so... Rest in Peace." The motorist left after that. A hit and stop, and run accident.

A few minutes later, the friend left the house and strolled along the streets, and saw Onion boy there, dying. The friend did nothing, but and (laughing away). Finally, Onion boy (soul left body) --> went heaven..

End.

right, bloody lame + no logic. LOL!

P.S - alicia, its all done! HAHAHA